Suck ups
Everyone knows a suck-up. They say and do things to ingratiate themselves with others. Their actions are disingenuous and annoying.
If you feel like you might be a suck-up, stop it.
Signed
Anti suck up alliance.
Look at this guy.. suckup
Our worker bees
I don't know these people. They probably have a million youtube subs.. as if that's a thing. Anyway.. what a bunch of suckups.
HR and Staff Counselor
Sally says this company is a stupid joke and that none of these people are real. She says that dogs don't wear suits and that putting a sock over their head is really funny but totally mean.
Mega Boss Man
No one knows his name. He's never in the office but he sends photos of himself making very important business calls and posts youtube videos of baby chickens and unboxing phones.
Investment Manager
Joe HODLS and eats 2 minute noodles every day. He says that money isn't real and buys shares in companies just to "get the man" We salute you Joe but we wish you would shower.